Two bawdy limmericks 2007-03-08

A furry's life sure is teh sad
Normal people think they're all fags
And the press likes to say
Just 'cause furries, they like for to shag.

Limm'ricks are bastards of poetry
Hardly one that does not turn to potpourri,
A dirty joke, or a pun
About lewd acts of fun
Like how Eurus' kink is to blow a tree